recruiting 101

[Boomer]

There is always the option of WINNING the starting position!!!!! ------My opinion is a mixed one one Alvarez---He fails my secondary sexual characteristics test---ERGO---there will not be much further physical maturation for the boy----that being aside from weight training------But it is presented in this way---Son we have saved your appearance for the most important games in the history of this UNIVERSITY---A first time "WHITE OUT" against a home state team---The Sunbelt Conference Championship in Arkansas---A game against a PAC-10 that we can win----The NO Bowl where your entire St. Mary Parish family can come and watch you kicking the Dome----Dude are you ready for some touchBACKS!!!!!!!! We need you to win out ---Are you up to the challenge????

[CajunDreDog]

There is always the option of WINNING the starting position!!!!! ------My opinion is a mixed one one Alvarez---He fails my secondary sexual characteristics test---ERGO---there will not be much further physical maturation for the boy----that being aside from weight training------But it is presented in this way---Son we have saved your appearance for the most important games in the history of this UNIVERSITY---A first time "WHITE OUT" against a home state team---The Sunbelt Conference Championship in Arkansas---A game against a PAC-10 that we can win----The NO Bowl where your entire St. Mary Parish family can come and watch you kicking the Dome----Dude are you ready for some touchBACKS!!!!!!!! We need you to win out ---Are you up to the challenge????

If I put this into Google Translate it will just give it right back to me, most likely. The end made sense, but the beginning....no words.

[seehard]

Boomer must have to replace the caps lock and hyphen keys pretty regularly

[Crawfish]

If I put this into Google Translate it will just give it right back to me, most likely. The end made sense, but the beginning....no words.

"Sexual characteristic test?" This has to be the craziest Boomer comment of all time, and there is a lot of competition for that award! What the hell is he talking about.

[BabbForHeisman]

"Sexual characteristic test?" This has to be the craziest Boomer comment of all time, and there is a lot of competition for that award! What the hell is he talking about.

I am equally puzzled. Did Boomer look up Alvarez's skirt or something?

[CajunDreDog]

"Sexual characteristic test?" This has to be the craziest Boomer comment of all time, and there is a lot of competition for that award! What the hell is he talking about.

I don't wanna know. Maybe it's a kicker thing.

[cajun67]

I am equally puzzled. Did Boomer look up Alvarez's skirt or something?

Wonder what he said about Raphael Septien. First time I saw him, thought he was a Cajun jockey with a heavy Spanish accent.

[CajunPride]

This was a tough coaches decision that I think was made correctly. These are the times where good players and coaches can become extraordinary.

[Hammer58]

"Sexual characteristic test?" This has to be the craziest Boomer comment of all time, and there is a lot of competition for that award! What the hell is he talking about.

Dont ask. He posted his "Secondary Sexual Characteristics" theory once. It will just make your head spin.

[Boomer]

Dont ask. He posted his "Secondary Sexual Characteristics" theory once. It will just make your head spin.

-----KEY WORD SECONDARY------It is considered the last physical maturity of a male( in this instance)---italians (not Sicilians Hammer), Hispanic reach this level at an earlier age------The fair complected at a later stage---Been there done that as has the rest of my family ---mostly Irish---Go to College at age 18 and by the time you are 20 you have grown an inch or 2 in height---gained 20 pounds and have mucho hair where none was before(chest)!!!! So when recruiting you check out the guys who you would think will grow more-----As my daughter came through high school and college, I watched the same thing for all the guys through the years(a repeat of my HS/College Years and my friends) ------ Huge growth(fair complected) --little growth(dark complected)---Just the facts Jack!!!! Septien BTW didn't show any growth once here!!!!

[CharlieK]

-----KEY WORD SECONDARY------It is considered the last physical maturity of a male( in this instance)---italians (not Sicilians Hammer), Hispanic reach this level at an earlier age------The fair complected at a later stage---Been there done that as has the rest of my family ---mostly Irish---Go to College at age 18 and by the time you are 20 you have grown an inch or 2 in height---gained 20 pounds and have mucho hair where none was before(chest)!!!! So when recruiting you check out the guys who you would think will grow more-----As my daughter came through high school and college, I watched the same thing for all the guys through the years(a repeat of my HS/College Years and my friends) ------ Huge growth(fair complected) --little growth(dark complected)---Just the facts Jack!!!! Septien BTW didn't show any growth once here!!!!

Good lord.

[anhil8tor]

boomer started drinking waaaaay too early today.