He didn't, I was poking fun at how when he was hired his stories were always a little too coincidental to me. (I. E. He actually did find a ticket stub while running, and the story of being in church when it was time for the "Peace be with you" hand shakes and he turned around and someone was wearing Cajuns gear in Texas or something like that)
Perhaps I am being too skeptical, but man, this dude's stories around the time hired were wild. Then I remembered that he was also peddling a book and motivational speaking engagements before taking the job here and it sent my skepticism into overdrive.