Do you have any idea the rigorous preparation required to be an older male wearing nothing but a thong at social gatherings... that are not located in the French Quarter? In order to maintain the endless fantasies I produce, I follow a strict diet and an exhausting regiment of gluteus maximus sculpting exercises.
I feel that I not only work very hard for my rewards, but I feel my thong exhibitions are largely responsible for the increased interest in our program, the overall Cajun Field tailgating experience, the envy created of our peers, and much more. Admittedly, I've created a great deal of tension in thousands of couples' relationships... but in the end... my overall contributions outweigh that fact.
You've made me reconsider whether our fans truly deserve any additional rewards. Is gazing upon the liquid trickle of a sweat bead as it navigates so expertly along the rounded contours of my exposed love cushion not reward enough? Indeed! Bowls are the bounty of our players!