2012: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the bowl game on Saturday

[BananaHammock]

Coach Hud said don't let go of the rope. So for the 5th week in a row I'm stuck in my backyard holding onto this big piece of rope. I'm out of vacation time so I hope he says put it down by Monday so I can keep my job.

[cajunhawk]

I was watching Cajunhawk and Bandwagon King in a cage match at the Cajundome while Just1More was refereeing in a white thong.

Winner, winner...chicken dinner.

[locoguano]

What are you talking about??? I was there! We whiped Princeton's asses! GEAUX LEOPARDS!


(In case you don't get it. http://www.goleopards.com/sports/m-f...tbl-sched.html )

[BananaHammock]

Because Mark Hudspeth turned down the head coaching job at Tulane (from Tulane fan).

[Just1More]

I was watching Cajunhawk and Bandwagon King in a cage match at the Cajundome while Just1More was refereeing in a white thong.

Don't lie now. You couldn't take your eyes off the thong. Fear the white thong!

[cajunhawk]

Don't lie now. You couldn't take your eyes off the thong. Fear the white thong!

It's like a gruesome car wreck...can't help but slow down and take it all in...(shudders).

[CajunRebel]

Hawk, here's some excuses for you.

I was driving on Camellia Blvd and I couldn't figure out how to turn onto Johnston.

I was driving on Ridge Rd. when I went into a roundabout and couldn't figure out how to get out of it.

I was on E. Bayou Parkway looking for the bridge to cross over onto W. Bayou Parkway and couldn't find it. I mean, common sense says there should be a bridge there.

[cajunhawk]

Hawk, here's some excuses for you.

I was driving on Camellia Blvd and I couldn't figure out how to turn onto Johnston.

I was driving on Ridge Rd. when I went into a roundabout and couldn't figure out how to get out of it.

I was on E. Bayou Parkway looking for the bridge to cross over onto W. Bayou Parkway and couldn't find it. I mean, common sense says there should be a bridge there.

Uh oh somebody ____ed off a Durel fan...

[Turbine]

bump

[ZoomZoom]

It had been 48 hours since I took the Viagra, still couldnt get my pants on...I had to go see my Doc...

Dude, that’s not funny. My brother had a student that took multiple Viagra (why would a teenage boy need that?) and the kid needed to go to the hospital to fix the problem. Don’t ask if you don’t know.