I can’t go because I get too nervous at the one lane ramp on I-10. I get the vapors and pass out.

Or…

My ‘roid ointment isn’t working and I can’t sit that long. Beside we don’t have leather seats.

Or…

We’ll never make it, my wife never passes up an outlet mall.

Or…

The NTSB won’t have this cleaned up by the weekend. Traffic will be backed up.

https://www.katc.com/news/covering-l...pillway-bridge