2012: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the bowl game on Saturday

[Zeebart21]

I used my Obamaphone for everything but emergencies and I ran out of minutes. So, I couldn't call my probation officer for a ride.

That is hilarious!!

Z

[Zeebart21]

i ran out of Nair and I had too many hairy body parts to be seen in public.

[Zeebart21]

It had been 48 hours since I took the Viagra, still couldnt get my pants on...I had to go see my Doc...

[Zeebart21]

I lost the arm rests to my hoveround... Didnt feel safe negotiating Bertrand traffic... Fortunately I found them 4 hours later... stuck in my fat rolls....

[BrandonMVerret]

Waited on Johnson St. for coach Hud to call time out and come get me but he never showed up.

WINNER

[cjbcajun]

Im in Aberdeen, Scotland for work...

[reddot]

"It's not my job to my butt in the seat!" said while chewing on a toothpick.

[Turbine]

I was following CajunNation's Epic Day of College Football program guide . . . and didn't see where the UL game started and missed the first half of the game.

2:30 (CBS)

#4 LSU at #10 Florida

C'mon. Admit it. We all see it coming. And, while getting pleasure from another's demise is wrong, it sure is pleasurable.





OK, you've tailgated like a mother, and the Cajuns took care of business. When you get home, the fun has just started.



6:00 (ESPN)

#5 Georgia at #6 South Carolina

2 severely overrated SEC blowhards battle to the death to see who takes the temporary title of first in line to be sacrificed on the Altar of Saban. Added bonus of possibilty of Spurrier meltdown. Always good television.

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[BabbForHeisman]

I keeled over after running the Ragin' Road Race 5K in the morning.

[RCAJUN90]

I'm going to the Breaux Bridge garage sale to buy something nice for my wife.