I know what you're saying, and wasn't intending to sound so overly critical of your idea.
In fact, I do think that if you could work it out, then we could easily get some sort of corporate sponsorship for this thing. Perhaps we could get a Schlumberger mascot, or a Halliburton mascot. Halliburton would probably be best because their colors are red. but, they could give us some cash, and we could have a guy in red coveralls, with some Halliburton crap on it alongside the Cajun logos. I just don't know if its the image we want to portray as a whole. but, to have one walk around as a publicity thing for them would be ok. although, I said "IF you could work it out". It would probably require some sort of larger agreement or sponsorship deal that would go way beyond the mascot.