If we want to throw caution to the wind we could go with an "anti-mascot" mascot (sort of like a heel in the pro wrestling world). Picture with me a living statue General Mouton accompanied by a colorful and comical crew of vigilantes. They could wiPleaselly drive Cajun fans and assorted stragglers from the tail gates into the stadium prior to kick off. Should our Cajun football squad lose momentum, General Mouton and his vigilantes could arrive to playfully berate and lash at them. Win or lose this would get us noticed. To appease Turb, the student selected to portray General Mouton should have a strong jaw line.