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[ZoomZoom]

The only thing true about this thread is everything after the first post. Out of all the stupid, unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informalthick, dim, dimwitted, slow-witted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded threads that have been put on over the years this bull____ is the worse.

There is nothing true about this thread, notta, nothing, zero. In what is arguable one of the greatest days in Cajuns sports history someone starts this crap about one of coaches, for what? Who knows, I can't get into the head of someone that would post this ____.

I will say this, Jay Walker/John Moon was right, but I will paraphrase "not so faceless buffoon".

My name is Craig Melancon and I approve this message.

So MelRock, tell us how you really feel.

[cajunhawk]

Don't I know that? It's riffraff like you specifically you why I don't post as much as I used to.

Well I'm so sorry I have injured your delicate sensibilities, sir. My word if I had only known that such a man of your stature was not amused by my ramblings, I would certainly cease and desist...post haste. Accept this as my grand apology...and please with all sincerity...kiss my big white ___.

[CajunJack55]

Well I'm so sorry I have injured your delicate sensibilities, sir. My word if I had only known that such a man of your stature was not amused by my ramblings, I would certainly cease and desist...post haste. Accept this as my grand apology...and please with all sincerity...kiss my big white ___.

[cajunhawk]

[Rougarou]

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[AstroCajun]

well a former friend of mine named john moon wrote this thread and he told me it was the perfect Ragin Pagin thread. I wrote him back a facebook post and told him it was not the perfect Ragin Pagin thread because he hadn't said anything at all about Massey, or poor scheduling, or the name game, or NCAA violations or firing farmer. He said he will write another post to add to this thread and also incorporate terrible tune Tuesday to indeed make it perfect... cant wait...

Challenge accepted...

Well i was drunk the day TJo fired Scott Farmer;
and I went to read the Massey's in the rain;
but before i could get to the part about our poor scheduling,
I noticed that ESPN still won't call us by our damned old name!

[RaisingCajun08]

Ok time to get this thread really going....which bathroom is my Trans friend supposed to pee in??

[jllanclos]

Challenge accepted...

Well i was drunk the day TJo fired Scott Farmer;
and I went to read the Massey's in the rain;
but before i could get to the part about our poor scheduling,
I noticed that ESPN still won't call us by our damned old name!

FTW.

[CharlieK]

Challenge accepted...

Well i was drunk the day TJo fired Scott Farmer;
and I went to read the Massey's in the rain;
but before i could get to the part about our poor scheduling,
I noticed that ESPN still won't call us by our damned old name!

Just when you think RP has lost its mind, somebody creates art.

[Just1More]

I'm slightly offended that you have the transformer door swinging to the same side as the men's bathroom. I believe this should be redesigned as a saloon style door (swinging from both sides). Also, the transformer image should not be a fixed image. It should be shape shifting to represent the reality of my feelings as I enter the restroom. Ultimately, however, I'd like 29 bathroom options for the variations of sexes I have the potential to feel like on any given day (with at least a dozen extra options in the event more variations are identified after you construct those restrooms). Also, I would like a feminine products dispenser in the transformers restroom... but I also want it to resemble a spittoon... in the event I realize I am not on my cycle... and just need to spit out a big wad of dip I had in my mouth... because I was feeling like a dude right before I sat down to pee.

I thank you for considering my transformer lifestyle with this bathroom design... but we need to work together to complete the full complexities of my public needs going forward... if you are truly going to help me with my combinations and permutations of randomly occurring assortments of disturbing mental disorders.