So If Miles calls the plays....what does Crowton do?
Hypothetical in game conversation between Miles and Crowton:
Les: Hey Gary!! (partially inaudible due to Les chewing on his own sleeve)
Gary: Yeah Les what is it (Gary has to set down his crossword puzzle like Stanley from "The Office")
Les: What did you have for breakfast this morning Gary!!!
Gary: (with no feeling at all like he has done this a thousand times) Eggs Les...
Les: Eggs???!!!!
Gary: (once again no emotion just going through the motions) Yes....Eggs.
Les: Alright!!!
(Jordan Jefferson looks to the sidelines for the play call from Coach Miles)
Les: JJ, (whistles with this fingers) Eggs baby!!!! Eggs!!!!
(JJ stares at Coach Miles stoicly and just nods his head like he knows exactly what Coach is talking about and lines up to run....Eggs)
(Les realizing Arkansas has lined up in a strange formation consults Gary Crowton one more time)
Les: Holy Jumping Jupiter Gary I think they know the play...quick what did you have for Lunch Gary???
Gary: (once again with no emotion) Chicken Salad Sandwich Les....
Les: OK!!! OK!!! I'm going with it. (Whistles again with his fingers for JJ's attention) Chicken Salad Sandwich!!! Run the play!!!!
(JJ audibles at the line and prepares for the snap, unfortunately JJ is sacked and fumbles at the one yard line to end the football game)
Les: Dang Nabbit!!!! Sonofabiscuiteater!!! (JJ comes to the sideline dejected) What was that JJ???!!!
JJ: I'm sorry coach, I tried to make the play, but they just were too fast. Good audible coach.
Les: Yeah it was a good call, and makes me a might bit peckish for a Chicken Salad Sandwich myself. You want one JJ???
JJ: No coach, don't really feel that hungry right now.
Les: Suit yourself, hey Gary!!!!
Gary: (He has already grabbed his coat and his crossword puzzle and is about to walk out the door) What is it Les...
Les: Hey Gary, you wanna go grab a bite to eat!!!
Gary: No Les, I just wanna get on the bus and go home if that's alright with you.
Les: Fine then, more chicken salad sandwiches for me!!! WOOOOOO!!!
Gary: (with a blank stare) I hate my job....
Les: (Les can be heard through the headset on the desk) Good game Coach Petrino, hey do you like Chicken Salad Sandwiches?