I think that on my list would be
#1 --I don't want a coach that has tooth picks in his mouth------
#2---answering questions starting with "No question"-----
#3 ---answering questions starting with "You know"----
#4--- refers to us as UL L or Louisiana-Lafayette-----
#5---Don't want an ugly face as coach------
#6----Don't want a coach to run the same plays on the goal line 3-4 times in a row (LSU and FIU)-----
#7--#10---I will leave these up to our talented board members!!!!!!