ChatGPT on Lane Kiffin

[CajunFun]

Lane Kiffin going to LSU is…

…like hiring a fireworks technician whose entire résumé is just videos of things almost exploding on time.

…like inviting a raccoon into your kitchen because “it’s really clever with its hands.”

…the SEC equivalent of dating your ex again because you swear this time he’s changed.

…LSU saying,

“You know what we need?
A man with the chaos of Mike Leach,
the subtlety of an air horn,
and the loyalty of a cat at supper time.”

…college football’s version of a weather system:

He blows in fast, makes a mess, and everyone swears they knew better.

…Nick Saban’s greatest gift to the rest of us.

The man learned one year under Saban and decided,
“Yes, I too will become a small god.”

…LSU finally accepting that if they can’t beat the chaos,

they might as well hire the chaos.

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Lane Kiffin going to LSU is the cosmic apology Tennessee never got.

A karmic boomerang.
A chicken coming home to roost wearing purple and gold.

**He left Tennessee in the middle of the night —

now he’ll leave LSU during halftime.**

Every Volunteer fan just got a free emotional upgrade.

[RaginScotsman]

Even the computers get it.

[Sonsissymia]

maybe coach des was their plan b…

[RedBug58]

They can’t pay the 53 mil they owe Kelly. How will they pay the 90mil. I guess we are all on the hook.

[RedBug58]

So Florida got Tulane’s coach? Will he have to leave immediately too???

[CajunFun]

They can’t pay the 53 mil they owe Kelly. How will they pay the 90mil. I guess we are all on the hook.

Have they paid off Orgeron yet?

[Sonsissymia]

y’all are really going to be butthurt when they make a play for your water skiing coach…

[Turbine]

y’all are really going to be butthurt when they make a play for your water skiing coach…

Chat GPT said that?

[ZoomZoom]

Have they paid off Orgeron yet?

End of this year last payment.

AI…

Yes, LSU has paid Ed Orgeron his full buyout, with the final payment being made in December 2025. The separation agreement, reached in October 2021, stated that LSU would pay a total of nearly $17 million in 18 installments over four years.
Total amount: The total buyout was approximately $16.949 million.
Payment schedule: The payments were scheduled to begin in December 2021 and conclude at the end of 2025.
Final payment: The final installment was paid out in December 2025, which is why LSU has now fully paid Orgeron

[SlickRick]

y’all are really going to be butthurt when they make a play for your water skiing coach…

Y'all? Who are you?