Lane Kiffin going to LSU is…
…like hiring a fireworks technician whose entire résumé is just videos of things almost exploding on time.
…like inviting a raccoon into your kitchen because “it’s really clever with its hands.”
…the SEC equivalent of dating your ex again because you swear this time he’s changed.
…LSU saying,
“You know what we need?
A man with the chaos of Mike Leach,
the subtlety of an air horn,
and the loyalty of a cat at supper time.”
…college football’s version of a weather system:
He blows in fast, makes a mess, and everyone swears they knew better.
…Nick Saban’s greatest gift to the rest of us.
The man learned one year under Saban and decided,
“Yes, I too will become a small god.”
…LSU finally accepting that if they can’t beat the chaos,
they might as well hire the chaos.
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Lane Kiffin going to LSU is the cosmic apology Tennessee never got.
A karmic boomerang.
A chicken coming home to roost wearing purple and gold.
**He left Tennessee in the middle of the night —
now he’ll leave LSU during halftime.**
Every Volunteer fan just got a free emotional upgrade.




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