Because there is no such thing as a white alligator in Louisiana swamps, bayous, lakes, rivers, marshland, basin but what do I know, I've only run these waters my whole life.
And there isn't one in the living, breathing swamp in the middle of the campus of the University of Louisiana.
That is why.
Why in the hell is he white anyway? A white alligator.
Good thing we're gonna field some great Football, b/c the marketing arm has gone to s&^% as of late.
A white alligator.
It does beat a flaming dildeaux but what in the world wouldn't!





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