I own several fountain pens... the one I really want is about $900 (not getting that one anytime soon).
But for all of you Saints fans who like fountain pens, or who want to try one, here's the pen for you. It's from a set of Elizabethan armour in the collection of the Metropolitan Museum.
https://www.fahrneyspens.com/Item--i-18769
And for all you UL fans, this red Pelikan is only $528. (The thicker one, for you ham-fisted guys, is the Souverain 800; only $672... )
https://www.fahrneyspens.com/Item--i-363340