A few reasons to attend:
Jasper Williams
Neal Johnson
Peter Leblanc
Tyler Guidry
Jacob Kibodi
Kaleb Carter
Ben Wooldridge
Patrick Mensah
Pearse Migl
Glenn Brown III
James Ohonba
Thomas Leo
That's it. Those are the only reasons.
F this athletic administration. F Martin Hall. You all suck. No matter what gets said at your invite only pat on the back sessions never let yourselves be convinced of anything different. You truly suck. You don't market. You don't try and make your gameday experience better. You took the most successful run in program history and tossed it down the drain by hiring a coach no one else in D1 (FCS or FBS) would have hired. You take the few students we do have who show an interest in this athletic program and harass them to no end. You are sabotaging this program. You want athletics to be an afterthought at this university. You want the few fans we have left to be silent and politely golf clap along to your BS. You want a docile 5,000 member base who donates out of charity that doesn't expect to see any type of results. Well here is your day. I'll be there this Saturday. Not because it will be fun. Not because it's worth my money. Because these seniors deserve better than the likes of you. You shouldn't look at a single person in that stadium next Saturday and think you played a part in getting them there. These are the folks who turn up no matter what. You could make them park at Martin Hall and tell them F You as they entered in the stadium. They'd still go just to support their school (and maybe tell you F You back). See you Saturday. I'm granting you all one time only D!rect Acce$s to my as$ cheeks so you can kiss them. Enjoy your week twiddling your thumbs. Bums.