I bet a lot of people bounce out of Troy, Alabama; Huntington, West Virginia; Hattiesburg, Mississippi; Boone, North Carolina; Harrisonburg, Virginia, etc. when they graduate as well, but somehow those schools deliver. We aren't even giving ourselves a chance because we aren't cultivating a bond with our students when they are here. We can forget about it once they are gone.
As for the people who just want to see a football game, a lot of those folks like to see rosters. A bare bones program or even two damn sheets of paper with rosters would be better than a "digital program" that won't load because of the poor internet.