I know you are making a joke but High Point University is one of the most beautiful campuses in America, no joke.
The place is amazing, in 2012 they spent 700 million in investments to renovate the campus. The purchased an entire mall in High Point, NC (this is a suburb of Greensboro, NC).
They are a member of the Big South Conference which also has UNC Asheville, Radford, Longwood, Campbell, Charleston Southern, Wintrop, Gardner Webb, USC-Upstate and Presbyterian College.
This is traditionally a pretty good baseball conference, even though High Point is not great. Campbell won the conference last year and made the NCAA as a 3 seed, beating GT in game one, but losing to Tennessee and GT after that.
The athletic facilities at HPU are things we would be lucky to have (for the most part). Football is building a new stadium where the mall used to be, they don't play football at the moment but talk of it starting up is gaining ground.
https://highpointpanthers.com/facilities
I will gladly take anyone's tickets for baseball for that weekend if you are looking to give them away, I might have some friends from the triad/piedmont area interested.