I remember two great ones, #1 was when one of the Memphis State WR (I still today believe that might have been Isaac Bruce) and he threatened to come in the stands at me for calling him Jiffy Pop Head, he had a do rag over his afro. I told him if he wanted to fight he could meet me at Taco Bell, because that was where I was going.
#2 was a punter for Arkansas State who's last name was Allison (he was terrible, he had shanked about 3 punts for less than 30 yards in the game) I kept calling him very derogatory girl names (you know since his name was Allison and all). After about 30 straight minutes of riding him, an Arkansas State lady came down to me and said "you need to stop doing that". I asked her why, and she said "because that is my son" and without batting an eye my response was......"Well your son sucks lady"
Another one was at the Cajun Dome vs UNO in basketball and their was a fellow that played for UNO that sat at the end of the bench and never got into the game. I was giving him hell for the entire game even when we were up by about 20 points and the coach still wouldn't put him in even though their were only a couple of minutes left. At the end of the game after me riding him all night, he turned and smiled and tapped his buddy (the player next to him) and pointed at me and laughed and said, "man that guy is good"