The numbers just came off the wire...night games put more butts in the seats.
The numbers just came off the wire...night games put more butts in the seats.
In the future... we will have every seat with a butt... and then we will turn our focus on only having really nice butts in the seats... preferably in thong. I've sent Dr. Maggard an addendum to the Master Plan. It's 528 pages of how to make UL "Thong U"... and get us massive TV time and eventually our own worldwide network. If we really want to get serious about UL... I will gladly share "Thong Manifesto" with the UL Illuminati. Of course, we will have to get full agreement from the DOD and the CIA... since I forced them to sign NDAs in order to incorporate Thong Technology into all future US and Earth invasion defense. Damn... I've said too much. Anyway, there's great things happening behind the scenes at UL... needless to say.
After Easter has been the dividing time. Easter was early this year. He started doing this after the turf was put in......because on hot days, it’s 10 to 15 degrees hotter on the turf. Two days in a row of that, when it is really hot can be avoided.
I am one that likes the Saturday night games so I can do ish in the daytime and still get to see the game.
Guys, just to let you in on one of many great ideas I'm sharing with Dr. Maggard... on page 77 of the addendum to the UL Athletics Master Plan... when a young coed shows up at one of our home athletic events wearing a purple thong... ten of our young coeds wearing our awesome vermilion thongs... shimmy up the aisle to the row where the purple thong coed is sitting... and they heckle her into taking off her purple thong... and putting on a vermilion thong... all while dancing around in the aisle with our coeds. This is all captured on the "UL World Network".
This is just one of many tremendous ideas I've shared with Dr. Maggard. Well... technically... I've sent them to him... and there's apparently a miscommunication... whereas someone without an imagination and good business sense has intercepted them and sent them to the UL attorneys. I'm guessing they want to make sure there's no legal issues before signing my "Partnering Agreement" and commencing with Project UL THONG (Us Loving Thread Hugging Our Naughty Gear).
Thong stuff is old, overplayed, and it wasn’t even funny 10 years ago. Just my opinion.
Lots of kid sports on Saturday's might impact some attendance.
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