If I were a tech fan I would Laugh at this as well. But I would laugh nervously. On the surface your objections have some merit but don’t pass the overall small test.
LA is paying over 1m to a coach that isn’t here anymore. another 1.2-1.5 to a new HC, and 2m annually to assistants. That is a staggering invensment. We all know money drives college football and LA has jumped into the fray with both feet.
LTU can now run with the “doing more with less” mantra. We aren’t using it anymore and it free for the taking.
Enjoy your good laugh now. Possibly enjoy it next year as well while our D and o line get retooled. After that things will become less and less funny for you.