Certain things:
1. APC will distract team
2. Eli will run up the middle the entire game
3. Change in time will cause excessive turnovers
4. HUD will wear an XXXS shirt
5. U-L-L-L-L-L-L will be used often
6. We will not throw downfield once
7. The O-line will suck
8. Our punter will be MVP of game
9. Curse when we remember HUD get over $85,000 for this game alone
10. fill in the __________