Pass on my sincerest thanks to the ncaa for once again rewarding the great ethics, academic standards and efficient use of taxpayer dollars by our beloved flagship with their honor of hosting. Hey kids, dont worry about school or having integrity, just practice more and you'll be a-ok!
Well as football countdown has begun so has our flagship's arrest tally begun to count-up. Let's see how they handle yet another ethical challenge?
Fat belly lawyer: Son don't you worry about nutin... Just go on down there and get ready for the season and make us all proud to be tigggers... that lil ole girl gonna learn sometin about how we handle tings here in tigggger country