We don't need to raise money for the new coach. We need to borrow it. If we do things right, people will pay the note on the RCAF loan.
To the team: Keep going guys and try your best with these remaining contests. We, the fans, are going to work feverishly to get you some help in your remaining football career at UL. Do not get distracted from your present mission. We are behind you players more than you can imagine. It will only appear strange for a while... but... it's necessary.
To the recruits: If you are slightly interested now... you should triple your interest. UL is only going through some needed molting. We will shed some skin here and there... but rest assured... things are only going to get better at UL and for you. I hope you like to hear this... but you're going to see some crusty old men get their butts handed to them if they don't start listening. Don't worry about how much skin gets ripped during our molting. The finished product is going to be sweet.
To our current coaching staff: You know what you need to do. I tried to tell you but you would not listen... look at you now. You are cornered... you have a knife... but everyone else has a gun. What do you do? Get creative old man... get creative... or... the bullets are going to hurt... but just a little at first.
To our administration: You will be contacted through other means.