...who needs players like that, tisk-tisk!
Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A. Wave.
Q. What is a stoner's favorite kind of car?
A. A blazer.
Q. Why do stoners cross the street in front of cars?
A. Because what you can't see can't hurt you.
Q. Did you hear about the stoner that locked his keys in the car?
A. He couldn't get his family out for an hour!
Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. That's why they got a lighter.
Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair!