Eat at SUBWAY Downtown

[BonCajun]

These guys are big sports fans.

[Rebel02]

Ducks eat for free at subway!


igeaux.mobi

[Cajunbander]

_ Ducks eat for free at subway!


igeaux.mobi _

Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!"


LOL!!

[snote]

These guys are big sports fans.

[CajunCharlie]

_ Ducks eat for free at subway!


igeaux.mobi _

???

[wcd35]

_ ??? _

Sorry, only for persons under 35 to understand.

(Its a joke by a guy named Mitch Hedberg)

[CajunAmos]

Sorry, only for persons under 35 to understand.

(Its a joke by a guy named Mitch Hedberg)

Mitch was gone too early, but he's not the first talented musician or comedian to have issues with drugs. For those who haven't heard his humer, below are a couple of links. There are also a number of his routines on youtube.

http://www.mitchhedberg.net/

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/mitch-hedberg

[rhineaux]

_ Sorry, only for persons under 35 to understand.

(Its a joke by a guy named Mitch Hedberg) _

I've never heard the Duck humor pertaining to the steak fajita sandwich and Sun Chips, but this is one of my favorite Hedburg clips of all time, especially the Duck jokes at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk8n31QrPKA

(Duck humor starts at about 4:15)

[CajunCharlie]

_ Sorry, only for persons under 35 to understand.

(Its a joke by a guy named Mitch Hedberg) _

Well that definitely leaves me in the not know category by 44 years.

[CajunAmos]

I've never heard the Duck humor pertaining to the steak fajita sandwich and Sun Chips, but this is one of my favorite Hedburg clips of all time, especially the Duck jokes at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk8n31QrPKA

(Duck humor starts at about 4:15)

Here's the shortened version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3.layer_embedded

[BrudaCajun]

My favorite is the Reese's bit, you'd better give it to him!!!!

“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”

or another classic

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

[Rebel02]

Man those are great. My favorites:

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." For language reasons, I said messed up instead the actual word.

My favorite is the Reese's bit, you'd better give it to him!!!!

“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”

or another classic

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

igeaux.mobi

[rhineaux]

_ Man those are great. My favorites:

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." For language reasons, I said messed up instead the actual word.




igeaux.mobi _

Banana's are like the opposite of caution lights. Green means 'Hold On'. Yellow means 'Go'. And Red means 'where the ____ did you get that banana'.

Once my friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'no'. But then I thought I might want a regular banana later, so 'yeah'.

[Clutch0364]

_ Man those are great. My favorites:

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." For language reasons, I said messed up instead the actual word.




igeaux.mobi _

"I was at a casino and a guy came up to me and said excuse me sir you are blocking the fire exit.I told him as long as I have legs and am flammable I am not blocking a fire exit"

[Cajunbander]

"If I had a friend that was a tightrope walker, and we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped, I'd be like, 'Dude, that is totally unacceptable!' "

"13's an unlucky number. so should the letter 'B' be, because it looks like a scrunched together 13. 'Hi, whats your name?' 'Bob' "Get the f___ away!!' "