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[BrudaCajun]

My favorite is the Reese's bit, you'd better give it to him!!!!

“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”

or another classic

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

[Rebel02]

Man those are great. My favorites:

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." For language reasons, I said messed up instead the actual word.

My favorite is the Reese's bit, you'd better give it to him!!!!

“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”

or another classic

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

igeaux.mobi

[rhineaux]

_ Man those are great. My favorites:

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." For language reasons, I said messed up instead the actual word.




igeaux.mobi _

Banana's are like the opposite of caution lights. Green means 'Hold On'. Yellow means 'Go'. And Red means 'where the ____ did you get that banana'.

Once my friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'no'. But then I thought I might want a regular banana later, so 'yeah'.

[Clutch0364]

_ Man those are great. My favorites:

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." For language reasons, I said messed up instead the actual word.




igeaux.mobi _

"I was at a casino and a guy came up to me and said excuse me sir you are blocking the fire exit...I told him as long as I have legs and am flammable I am not blocking a fire exit"

[Cajunbander]

"If I had a friend that was a tightrope walker, and we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped, I'd be like, 'Dude, that is totally unacceptable!' "

"13's an unlucky number... so should the letter 'B' be, because it looks like a scrunched together 13. 'Hi, whats your name?' 'Bob' "Get the f___ away!!' "

[Kal]

Hotels don't have floors with the number 13. But come on, the people on the 14th floor know what floor they're really on. Hey what floor are you on? Fourteen. No you aren't. Jump out the window... You will die Earlier!

[SubwayDowntown]

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[AstroCajun]

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...


RIP, Mitch

[AstroCajun]

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'

[Just1More]

Hey now... I'm well over 35 and I know Mitch's work. I sure was bummed when he passed away. I still catch him on XM Radio Raw Dog. A comic genius, Mitch was.