No, you're a Twat, bil. A Twit is someone who's currently doing it (present tense). A Twat is someone who has done it and has now retired to legendary status (past tense).
And to answer snote's concern, from what I was told, the team will watch the bracketology at Cajun Field, then walk straight over to Lamson as soon as the selection is made and mingle with fans/friends/family.