It's official:

[RedBug58]

Every once in a while a person just has to stand up & face the music. They have to cleanse their soul by confession of the truth. They just have to stand up & say what the hay? It is what it is. And it is now official. My son is a flat out all out balling football machine. I never thought the day would come when I would be writing a blog like this about my own son. But it's here. And I can't deny it. I used to pray & ask God to make me big like my brothers so I could reep havoc on opposing linebackers & quarterbacks. The good Lord never saw fit to grant me with the talent, size, or speed to match my heart & my longing & love of the game of football. But I knew from the day my son was born & he started going after the titty like he did that he could one day maybe, hopefully, possibly be big enough to possibly play JUCO football. But he never showed the aggressive potentially angry mean streak his old man had. So I never really thought that a piece like this would come from my hand about my own son.

But last night I watched 6 fine football teams take the field at Teurlings High School. And I saw pretty close to 400 pretty good to very talented football players. And I'm certain tomorrow night I will see a few hundred more Friday night gridiron warriors take the field of battle to represent their little corner of America. But my son was the biggest man out of all 400 players that took that field last night. Now it's one thing to look big. But to play big is a chore that takes hard work & determination. And my son played every ounce of his weight & every inch of his large frame last night. He is not only one of the best if not the very best offensive tackle in the state of Louisiana. He is quite possibly the best defensive tackle in the state of Louisiana. Am I a proud somewhat arrogant seemingly extremely boaPleasel old man? No doubt. Am I a gloating unrealistic father who loves his son more than he should? I do love him. But he'll be the last to tell you I love him more than I should. And unrealistic is not something I aspire to be.

And as God is my witness, I'll go on record right now, & say with all conviction factually that there isn't a single college football program in America that my son's contributions wouldn't help improve. Not only becasue of his ability to completely dominate a whole side of the line of scrimage on either side of the ball. Not only because of his combination of manly large size, athletic ability, quickness, speed, & pure raw strength. But also & more so because of the strength of his character & his outstanding leadership skills in the locker room, the weight room, the class room, & the football field. He is truly an all star calliber player & a true gentleman. And I am very proud of my son. And make no mistake about it. Barring injury he will get a scholarship to an FBS program. I would be thrilled if UL was that FBS program.

My nephew played at LCA last year and he says your son is a fricken animal! He also said that you are very loud! With a chuckle of course....

[Alum78]

UL has four OL commits for this upcoming class. They will take one POSSIBLY 2 more. He better hurry up and get offered or else there will not be room.

[cajunfan337]

Kyle, does your son have a highlight video? If not, he needs to jump on that real quick and start sending out to coaches.

[Just1More]

I would have expected the first lick to come from J1M. You must still be in preseason mode J1M.
Gosh! i love football. (-=

It was on the tip of my tongue, but I held it in mouth too long. I was savoring the peak of what my mammary was serving me when this boob jumped in and grabbed the smack I was going to give you right out of my mouth. Sometimes, you just have to take your licks, suck it in, swallow your pride, realize the slope is steep and the cleavage is wide, and look onward toward the next set of hills to climb.

PS I'm stroked football is upon us. Footballs look like two big titties back to back.

[Reality Check]

Ha ha. I laughed at your comment that you never thought that you would write a blog about your son. Man, that is all that you ever seem to do is write about your son. It is one thing to be proud of your son's accomplishments but it is another to be an a-hole about it. And you fit the latter. I admit that I have never seen your son play a down of football. The "best offensive tackle in the state" you say? Not according to the experts who gauge high school talent for a living. It might be time to tap the brakes with that kind of talk and come back to reality. Have you ever given any thought to how your boaPleasel postings are hurting your son? You are the type of parent that most coaches hate to have associated with their program. I speak with some authority on this issue because I have a child who went through the recruiting process with various D-1 programs. Coaches are very cognizant of parental behavior. Going on message boards touting the greatness of your child will only make the pain hurt even more when he doesn't receive that scholarship offer that you are guaranteeing that he will receive. How about trying the humble route and see how that works.

[cajunhawk]

It was on the tip of my tongue, but I held it in mouth too long. I was savoring the peak of what my mammary was serving me when this boob jumped in and grabbed the smack I was going to give you right out of my mouth. Sometimes, you just have to take your licks, suck it in, swallow your pride, realize the slope is steep and the cleavage is wide, and look onward toward the next set of hills to climb.

PS I'm stroked football is upon us. Footballs look like two big titties back to back.

[TCbacker54]

Ha ha. I laughed at your comment that you never thought that you would write a blog about your son. Man, that is all that you ever seem to do is write about your son. It is one thing to be proud of your son's accomplishments but it is another to be an a-hole about it. And you fit the latter. I admit that I have never seen your son play a down of football. The "best offensive tackle in the state" you say? Not according to the experts who gauge high school talent for a living. It might be time to tap the brakes with that kind of talk and come back to reality. Have you ever given any thought to how your boaPleasel postings are hurting your son? You are the type of parent that most coaches hate to have associated with their program. I speak with some authority on this issue because I have a child who went through the recruiting process with various D-1 programs. Coaches are very cognizant of parental behavior. Going on message boards touting the greatness of your child will only make the pain hurt even more when he doesn't receive that scholarship offer that you are guaranteeing that he will receive. How about trying the humble route and see how that works.

*Here for the entertainment to follow, and I thought it was going to be a slow day at the office!!!

[ManAboutTown]

I'm with Reality Check..
Problem is, "humble" isn't in BWK's vocab.

Kyle, I understand the pride that comes a ong with having a Baller for a son.. But man.. Shut the bleep up about it sometimes.. We get it, you believe the kid can play. Great for the fam.

Now, BWK Jr, I wish nothing but health and success. And a nugget of advice, though unsolicited; being likeable goes a long way in life.

[Reality Check]

You editing posts now Turbine?

[TCbacker54]

Didn't understand that either RC. You never attacked the kid personally in your post, just Kyle's attitude. Moderator weak sauce IMO....