It's official:

[Hammer58]

Good luck to your son. Hope he has a great and enjoyable senior year.

[zephyr]

Every once in a while a person just has to stand up & face the music. They have to cleanse their soul by confession of the truth. They just have to stand up & say what the hay? It is what it is. And it is now official. My son is a flat out all out balling football machine. I never thought the day would come when I would be writing a blog like this about my own son. But it's here. And I can't deny it. I used to pray & ask God to make me big like my brothers so I could reep havoc on opposing linebackers & quarterbacks. The good Lord never saw fit to grant me with the talent, size, or speed to match my heart & my longing & love of the game of football. But I knew from the day my son was born & he started going after the titty like he did that he could one day maybe, hopefully, possibly be big enough to possibly play JUCO football. But he never showed the aggressive potentially angry mean streak his old man had. So I never really thought that a piece like this would come from my hand about my own son.

But last night I watched 6 fine football teams take the field at Teurlings High School. And I saw pretty close to 400 pretty good to very talented football players. And I'm certain tomorrow night I will see a few hundred more Friday night gridiron warriors take the field of battle to represent their little corner of America. But my son was the biggest man out of all 400 players that took that field last night. Now it's one thing to look big. But to play big is a chore that takes hard work & determination. And my son played every ounce of his weight & every inch of his large frame last night. He is not only one of the best if not the very best offensive tackle in the state of Louisiana. He is quite possibly the best defensive tackle in the state of Louisiana. Am I a proud somewhat arrogant seemingly extremely boaPleasel old man? No doubt. Am I a gloating unrealistic father who loves his son more than he should? I do love him. But he'll be the last to tell you I love him more than I should. And unrealistic is not something I aspire to be.

And as God is my witness, I'll go on record right now, & say with all conviction factually that there isn't a single college football program in America that my son's contributions wouldn't help improve. Not only becasue of his ability to completely dominate a whole side of the line of scrimage on either side of the ball. Not only because of his combination of manly large size, athletic ability, quickness, speed, & pure raw strength. But also & more so because of the strength of his character & his outstanding leadership skills in the locker room, the weight room, the class room, & the football field. He is truly an all star calliber player & a true gentleman. And I am very proud of my son. And make no mistake about it. Barring injury he will get a scholarship to an FBS program. I would be thrilled if UL was that FBS program.

You mentioned your wife's titty. I need to decompress.

Good luck to him

[T-Joe]

You mentioned your wife's titty. I need to decompress.

Good luck to him

Actually, there was no specification on whose titty that was.. Yes it could have been his mother or maybe he is a prodigy and was just chasing random titties. For all we know it could have been Kyle's tittles that he was referring to. Tits for thought

[Just1More]

You mentioned your wife's titty. I need to decompress.

Good luck to him

He mentioned "titty"... he did not say it was his wife's. I think I know how Kyle discovered his baby son's voracious appetite.

[Just1More]

Actually, there was no specification on whose titty that was.. Yes it could have been his mother or maybe he is a prodigy and was just chasing random titties. For all we know it could have been Kyle's tittles that he was referring to. Tits for thought

You beat me to the punch line!

[ZoomZoom]

Best of luck to your son. May he end up where he is happy.

Prayers out to all the aspiring h/s seniors this year. A blink of the eye is the difference between prime time and pine time.

[Turbine]

You beat me to the punch line!

That had to suck.

[cajunhawk]

Kyle...you should send your sons video to Wake Forest's coaches...they need offensive linemen in the worst way.

[Just1More]

That had to suck.

It was hanging out there for anyone and everyone.

[Bandwagon King]

You mentioned your wife's titty. I need to decompress.

Good luck to him

I can't believe Z. I would have expected the first lick to come from J1M. You must still be in preseason mode J1M.
Gosh! i love football. (-=