He is the greatest. There's no mascot, character, whatever that did better, more hilarious skits and acting at events. As names, mascots, school colors, uniforms, and facilities diverge from each alum's memory of their days, we need the Fabulous Cajun Chicken to bring us all back together. He could bring peace to the Middle East. He's that good.
"Achmed.". "Yes Eli.". "Did you see your wife's face when the Fabulous Cajun Chicken hung the spider in front of her?". "Ha! I did! It was hilarious!". "Did you pee a little when he came out dressed like an ayatollah and then did his Michael Jackson moon walk!?". "Ah hahaha!". "Let's just forget the past squabbles and go catch a RUSH concert together.". "You like RUSH too?". "I've got two tickets. We'll leave the wives at home and party like rockstars.".