New Orleans Bowl, easy.
USM is 2 hours away, Troy is 4 hours away.
Houston? No way. Rice is a poor draw, and 16 people will show up from Michigan.
The Indy Bowl allegedly has a contract from FatHead for 10K random cardboard figures...
That means Tech brings 2K + 7 acres of tarp, NIU brings a couple a dozen people, and FatHead brings 10K.
So, predicted announced attendance: 83,948.
And gobs of excess revenues.
Remember, you heard it hear first.