One is already a heartthrob. The other is a nobody. After today's showdown in Texas, the winner becomes the new sheriff in town.
HOUSTON - Time is running out. In a few hours, you'll know whether you have the first few pages of a hot script. Or a little less space in the wastebasket. So, c'mon, tell me. What's it going to be?
This kid, this Jake Delhomme, he's got sizzle, right? Small-town boy from the Louisiana bayou on the big stage. Knocked around, written off, tossed aside. Now he could be the winning quarterback at the Super Bowl. Nice, very nice. Sort of a Seabiscuit with Cajun undertones.
So the story begins here. That's key. Establish his credibility. It's the Super Bowl, for crying out loud. Billions of viewers, lots of Roman numerals.
Start with him running out of the tunnel. Crowd goes nuts. Mom, Dad, all the cousins hollering. They'll be there. It's what, a three-hour drive from Dipstick, La.? What's that? Breaux Bridge, La.? Whatever.
The important thing is you've set up the hook. Now, you've got to find some way to take us back through the story. Go for poignant, not cheesy.
How about newspaper clips? Let them set up each chapter. Tells the story without a narrator. Besides, it's like subtitles. Miramax loves that stuff.
April 20, 1997 - After seven rounds, the NFL Draft concluded today. Jake Delhomme, of Louisiana-Lafayette, was not chosen.
How do you like that? They pick 240 college players and this guy isn't one of them. Geez, who was in that draft? Must have been a bunch of franchise quarterbacks. A McNabb or a McNair.
Nope, that's not the way it went. There were 11 quarterbacks taken and not one has reached the Super Bowl. The best turned out to be Jake Plummer. Next-best? Koy Detmer.
Anyway, our guy is sitting home in Boondocks, La., waiting for the phone to ring. Sure, he was a small-college quarterback, but it's not like he had a choice. Said every school in Louisiana wanted him, except for LSU.
So he goes to a school 10 minutes from home, sets all kinds of records, and his best NFL offer is a free-agent contract in New Orleans.
Aug. 18, 1997 - With one preseason game remaining, the Saints today released rookie quarterback Jake Delhomme.
Couldn't even make it through his first training camp. And the Saints were so impressed, they didn't protect him on the practice squad for three months.
Wanna know the best part?
It happens again. That's right, in 1998 the Saints cut him at midseason and then re-sign him for the practice squad. In 1999? Same thing. Gets released before the season opener. Goes back to Hole-in-the-Wall, La., and waits two months before the Saints call again.
Here's the kicker - the Saints stink. You know who they have playing in front of him? Heath Shuler. And Danny Wuerffel. And not just one Billy Joe, but two. Tolliver and Hobert.
Three years into his NFL career, this guy has been on the waiver wire three times. He has been in a game twice.
April, 1998 - Allocated to Amsterdam in NFL Europe, Jake Delhomme spends a majority of the season planted on the bench.
This is priceless. You can't make this stuff up. Guy goes halfway around the globe to play in the minor leagues and can't get a sniff.
But the best part is the cameo. Know who's starting in front of him in Amsterdam? Guy by the name of Kurt Warner. Months before the world discovers him. More than a year before he wins a Super Bowl and is named MVP.
Anyway, Delhomme is calling home. He hopes, no he needs, his father to convince him not to chuck the whole business and come home to raise horses.
A year later, the Saints ask him to go back to Europe. This time, he's with Frankfurt. And this time, he's a starter. He takes the Galaxy to the World Bowl Championship. This is where the tone begins to change.
March 7, 2003 - After six seasons as a backup in New Orleans, Jake Delhomme signs a two-year, $4-million contract with Carolina.
Soundtrack kicks in. Lots of dramatic camera angles and cuts. First game of the season, our boy is on the bench. He's behind Rodney Peete. Rodney Peete!
Panthers fall behind Jacksonville 14-0 at the half. Coach tells Delhomme he's in the game. The kid is so excited in the huddle, no one can understand him. His accent kicks in, and it sounds like he's speaking French.
Takes Carolina to a touchdown on his first drive. Then a field goal. The Panthers still are trailing 23-17 in the final minute when he directs a 54-yard drive and throws the winning touchdown with 16 seconds remaining.
Now a quick montage. Delhomme is doing it again and again. Eight times he leads Carolina to a winning drive in the final two minutes or in overtime.
Bing, bang, boom. The Panthers are in the Super Bowl.
The other quarterback - Brady what's-his-name - dates a celebrity. He shows up at the President's State of the Union address. Our guy? Married to his junior high sweetheart and lives about 50 yards from his parents. Only political connection is his Dad's cousin, Jack Dale Delhomme, who is mayor.
That's what we've got. In a few hours, the Super Bowl will be over and we'll know if we've got a story with legs.
Whadda ya think?
Has the kid got it in him?
The source of the story
By JOHN ROMANO,
Times Sports Columnist
romano@sptimes.com