I can see Earl plain as day...in his welding cap and boots...sitting in the bed of a truck outside of a convenience store drinking a tall boy on payday Friday...talking about his Tigers with his fellow fitters.
I can see Earl because I grew up with Earl...or maybe it is more accurate to say about 100,000 Earls.
I could have been Earl. I love UL for about 100,000 reasons.
Yep, Earl is a fixture in south Louisiana. His existence is validated by his purple underwear that he will gladly admit to wearing 3 or 4 days in a row.... His daddy taught him to be a tiggger fan.. His daddy's daddy taught him. He knows nothing else. His life is miserable. The tigggers make it bearable. Every now and again someone will give him a free ticket and he glows when he enters the sacred grounds. He cries when he hears the golden nuggets from tiggger land... This is the bane of his existence.... and don't let no-bodies threaten that.... they must be belittled and spat upon if they try.... he claims Louisianians should pull for his tigggers because ole Huey told his daddy's daddy that it should be that way... he is a sad man...............
Earl = The ultimate Wal Mart Tiger
We are also # 1 on Warren Nolan's Nolan Power Index, another respected Ranking.
The Cajuns are # 3 in the Massey Composite of 11 Baseball rankings.
Wcd35, when you do your poll thread this week, I think you should consider adding this bad boy to your list:
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p...arch-17-a.aspx
The official tigerdrippings poll. And while we're at it, maybe the name police could drop them a note letting them know what we prefer to be called. (Grins)
Oh, I think they got bigger things to worry about 03/31/2014 than the 03/17/2014 poll.
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