65. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "You don't see the rainbow?"
66. Whats with the head of this crew, he is not wearing a headset. How and the hell is he suppose to hear whats going on. SAD DAY!
67. We are under investigation by the NCAA.
Illegal use of Jomax during the summer session. There were three
football players running stadiums while pressure washing was being
done. The NCAA said if 100% water had been used there would be no
violation.
In a related story Steve Spurrier said two players will be out for
their opener. The two players were doing summer passing drills when
they were sprayed by muratic acid from a stray pressure washer.
Spurrier said it was the darndest thing he's ever witnessed.
The NCAA when asked if this was a violation they replied,"We are
talking Jomax versus muratic acid clearly one is a violation and the
other an unfortunate accident."
68. If you don't support the pressure washer....
move to the Mojave desert!
69 Short passes short passes
from Bustle's book on how to win at the pressure washing game.
70. What are we going to talk about after Pressure washing season is over??
71. A discrimination suit has been filed after head pressure washer Glenn Cyprien allegedly made the following statements to the water girl.......Hey what do you think about my hose? Would you like to nuzzle my nozzle?
72. An 8hp pressure washer never, ever travels to a stadium used by a 4 hp pressure washer.
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73: A little known stat.
A running Pressure Washer will beat a passing one every time.
75.I heard the crews wanted to start cleaning at 6p instead of 4p
because the sun was in their eyes.
76. And the crew foreman is trying to think of ways of getting all
of his workers into the stadium after breakfest. Half of them stay in the
parking lot eating Meche's donuts and listening to K-BON.
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