"Mavis" at Dwyer's? I noticed that this article was written by "the staff at the independent", probably a "bunch of Yankees from north of Ville Platte" I'm from Lafayette, and can't relate to most of this article.
I do remember getting busted by Dan Tucker, one of my geology instructors, while at U(S)L for missing a morning class after a late Wed. night at Bon Temp. I very seldem ever missed (neither class or Bon Temp). I went into his office late that afternoon to get some material that he had handed out and let him know that I was not feeling good, a virus or something. He was very sympathetic, gave me what I needed, then said,..."Oh, next time you're not feeling well and come to visit after you missed my class for being ill, don't forget to wash off the "Bon Temp" stamp on your hand." He smiled and I walked out of there with my tail between my legs!!
By the way, You know you're from Lafayette if "Myrtis" from Dwyer's told you that she could not wait to get off of work to go home and drink a carton of Schitz (sp) on her front porch!!