I see your point. Only a genius wants a guaranteed butt whipping at the hands of Alabama, LSU, Texas A & M, and Auburn every single season. Not to mention having the fight of your life to beat Ole Miss, and even Vandebilt every so often. I'm sure Hud's thinking boy give me some of that with one hand tied behind my back.
At 250-400K/year I take my as whippings and the money. At a million a year, no thanks, somebody else can live the dream.