Here's a brief list of things I will refuse to discuss until we get a new coaching staff or win 3 in a row:
- Comparisons to Frank Beamer
- Reminiscing on Jake Delhomme and/or the "OMG TEXAS A&M GAME!!"
- Our Logo
- Our suited mascot
- Our Band
- The DJ
- The color of the cement wall surrounding the playing field
- The indoor practice field
- Billboards with other teams on them
- LSU and/or "OMG THEY'RE STEALING OUR FUNDING $$$"
- Our athletic budget
- Buying out contracts
- Louie Cook
- Field lighting
- Fan participation
- Conference membership and/or changing conferences
- The 2005 1-5 start (edit, for TuffGuy)
Why? Because, none of the things we lament over, fought for, hope for, or complain about have any impact on the field of play. If you mean to tell me that ANY of the above leads to our current record and the state of this football team, I would tell you to pass the drugs. Every team in this conference has jumped over our stagnant level of "excellence."
The talent is not getting developed.
The gameplan is not good.
The production is horrible.
The kool-aid is rotten.
Loser-ana at Laugh-at, indeed.
I have been holding judgment so far this year, but I think I've now made mine.
Flush this fecal coaching staff.