Unfinished Band Business

[Hammer58]

Sorry Boomer... can't help... in '63 I was crapping my diaper and suckling on mommy's milk.

I don't crap my diaper anymore.

Is that because you swapped diapers for thongs?

[DieHard1280]

TMI!!

J1M is the king of TMI. At least he didn't delve into discussion about the brownish tinge on his "floss".

[Turbine]

Is that because you swapped diapers for thongs?

At some point he went from diaper drapers to thong capers, and I don't want to know anything about what's in between.

jmo

[Just1More]

Is that because you swapped diapers for thongs?

Well, since someone else told me it was "TMI"... "Too minimal information"... I'll explain:

I wore diapers until about 12 months old. That's when I looked up at my mommy and said, "hey, start drinking beer and less of whatever that stupid magazine said will make me a smarter, stronger child... all of that is BS and I like beer in my milk... oh, and I'm ready to stand up when I pee... and I'm not that fond of the stuff that materializes from time to time in the backside of this diaper thing... you think you could take a freaking time out from the the Soaps and show me how to avoid that?"

Well, 2 weeks later I was strutting around in briefs when I tried to hit on this 5 year old little neighbor girl. She laughed and said, "You're a baby and you have those underwear on backwards." I took her right on the spot. I love that kind of sass out of a mature woman. After we shagged, I put on her panties... a ritual I like to practice to this day... and after seeing how they rode up the crack of my ___... I kind of associated that spectacular conquest with strutting around with exposed cheeks.

Now, whether or not I've lost control of my bowels when wearing a thong... is another story altogether. But, in conclusion to your question... I have never "crapped my thong". But that's only because, technically, you can't really "crap your thong"... if you get what I mean.

I hope that both answered your question and the other poster's request for additional information.

[Turbine]

tMi vs TmI

I? Me can't handle the i.

[BayouRichard]

Well, in briefs when the crack of my ___... question... I have never " information.

Good laugh! More information than I needed. Bring extra thongs to game so others can share in this delightful experience. Do not hand out experienced thongs, only new ones please.