1. Start Drinking
2. Get a big pot... pour some water in it
3. Drink some more.... then realize the fire aint on
4. Figure out how to light your burner..... Should mean another beer or two with you buds...
5. OOOPS..... Ok be careful.... that propane can singe your Raider hat if not careful.... have a beer
6. Why aint that water berling yet??? have a beer
7. Ok there it goes.... now throw a bunch of hot pepper in the water... wait... pop open another beer first and tell your friends a story
8. Ok now better get some pepper in there... The Cajuns talk about the veggies... throw some onions.... potatoes in... drink another beer
9. wonder how long they should boil.... oh well time for another beer
10. Hell just take them out.... The crowd is gettin restless.... Hey somebody grab me a beer please... my throats a little dry
11. now poor the crawfish.... oh thats right its shrimp season..... in the water... This is cool... think I'll get a beer and toast my friends on this...
12. Oh crap.. here comes the lil woman.... high honey... smooch... me?? naaa I have just had one.. ok maybe two beers.... baby has anyone ever told you that you have a great toosh... wait till i get you home tonite... comeon.. have a beer with me
13. Those shrimp sure are red... wonder if they are ready yet??? BEER PLEASE....
Cajun Shrimp boil my friend... Tried and tested over the years..............