July 2013: Phil Steele has UL playing Tulane in New Orleans Bowl

[arkane]

Braaah... the next trip to NO... I'm arranging a photo shoot of you and Hammer sitting out on Canal Blvd... toking on some stogies... sipping select libations... you with your sax axe... and Hammer guarding the street donations being dropped into your velvet lined sax case... complete with a sign that says, "Give this man your money or he will show you his hip surgery scars!". And then... as a show closer... I do a strip tease to you playing Careless Whisper on your sexophone... stripping down to my "Geaux Cajuns!" thong... while touristy onlookers scurry for front row position... slightly worried... devilishly intrigued... whether this grand specimen of over-aged delight... will pull the final string... and unrestrain... the crooked monkey.

... just another day in the Big Easy...

I don't know what the hell I just read, but more power to you, brother.

[CajunEXPRESS]

I don't know what the hell I just read, but more power to you, brother.

It is just an extension of Boomerease.

[Boomer]

I read his post w/o any problems----I guess we need to know why some can't follow these logical sequences---Anyway if the above mentioned would happen in NO next year I would love to bring my keyboard and do Cajun Roll-on with Z!!!!

[Zeebart21]

I don't know what the hell I just read, but more power to you, brother.

In brief. last year, post NO Bowl, while our wives were getting ready for a night out, Hammer and I walked down from our hotel to Don Leoncio. We were not let in cause we had our own scotch and werent about to dump it out. We set up shop on a wooden bench at the corner of Magazing and Canal, center of the street next to the tracks, smoking stogies and talking to various Cajun fans that happened upon us at the stoplight of said corner.
Just 1 more and UL Grad@Hou happened upon us, and we spent a few minutes laughing, dickin' around and telling each other how ____ing great we were.
Now I had a hip replacement back in March, not because I am old, but because I wanted to be able to show everyone this cool ____ing scar I have. The pain and rehab were worth it because this scar on my left hip is the most bad ___ thing you have ever seen.
Now, I did not have my sax at that time, but J 1M is hoping that I bring it this year. My boy Hammer has a concealed carry permit so I sure as hell aint worried about anyone stealing any money thrown by passersby into my velvet lined sax case.
J1M, lives in a thong. No explanation needed. When he gets excited, it comes off. I have never had the pleasure of seeing the unfurling of the crooked monkey, but those that have say its a one for the ages.
Finally, George Michael is a huge, disgusting, tool... But "careless whisper" is a panty dropper, that sax opening is a moisture maker.
As for Boomer, my motto, his motto, any key, anywhere.

Hope this clears things up.

Z



PS Just another day in the Big Easy.

[Zeebart21]

I read his post w/o any problems----I guess we need to know why some can't follow these logical sequences---Anyway if the above mentioned would happen in NO next year I would love to bring my keyboard and do Cajun Roll-on with Z!!!!

Im retired, son...RETIRED.

Z

[Boomer]

If you change a few letters---retired becomes RETRIED!!!!! GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT---WE are destined to Jam together!!!

[Just1More]

In brief.

In thong!

I think arkane would have understood it without explanation... substituting the sexophone with a banjo... libations with moonshine... stogies with a blunt... "Canal" with "The Crick"... Hammer with "Bubba"... "Careless Whisper" with "Dueling Banjos"... "grand specimen of overaged delight" with "Mom"... "Thong" with "Long John Mud Flap Down"... and "Crooked Monkey" with "Little Sister's Money Tree".

Arkane: "Just another day in the Hog Pen."

Geaux Cajuns!

[Hammer58]

If you change a few letters---retired becomes RETRIED!!!!! GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT---WE are destined to Jam together!!!

Last time he came out of retirement he had women's panties thrown on stage. Unfortunately they were XXL and had skid marks.

[Just1More]

Last time he came out of retirement he had women's panties thrown on stage. Unfortunately they were XXL and had skid marks.

He loved on that beast all night long. When you come out of retirement, you take what you can get.

[RCAJUN90]

We are in 100% agreement brother! If the Independence Bowl is our only opption, then I certainly wouldn't turn it down. But if we have a choice like last season between it and the NO Bowl, there really is only one destination for UL. My only amendment to that scenario would be if it would present the opportunity to play a BCS program and I don't mean a 6-6 Iowa State team.

Let's hope it doesn't come down to Shreveport. I really wouldn't want to go there. I would prefer Mobile, Houston, Tampa or Dallas etc.... I love those pictures of the ULM fans from last year. I didn't realize the woods were still that deep and thick up there.

http://bigstory.ap.org/slideshow/independence-bowl

[Policarp]

In the end it comes down to what we can get. If it's Shreveport that is our best option, I'd highly encourage all UL fans to pack the place and clearly show all in North Louisiana that it's not all about where or who you play. Proudly show up and enjoy the moment......Let Tech maintain the 'worlds largest dumbass award' all to themselves.

[Zeebart21]

Im getting the impression that our folks only want to show up in a place that's comfortable. If we are fortunate enough to get a better bowl/payout and don't show up then we are no better than Tech or ULM.

[Zeebart21]

He loved on that beast all night long. When you come out of retirement, you take what you can get.

The skid marks reeked of Ensure!

Z

[Hammer58]

Let's hope it doesn't come down to Shreveport. I really wouldn't want to go there. I would prefer Mobile, Houston, Tampa or Dallas etc.... I love those pictures of the ULM fans from last year. I didn't realize the woods were still that deep and thick up there.

http://bigstory.ap.org/slideshow/independence-bowl

Wherever it is our fans need to show up in force.

[CajunT]

Im getting the impression that our folks only want to show up in a place that's comfortable. If we are fortunate enough to get a better bowl/payout and don't show up then we are no better than Tech or ULM.

That is going to remain a huge question Zee for the Cajun program for the near future. Cajun fans have had a great time in New Orleans the past two years, especially on the winning side of field. But most college football fans see traveling 160 miles for a bowl like playing in your on backyard.