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Geaux Cajuns
I would like to see Lamar replace us in the sun belt.
Well yeh I know Z, I don't want to be in this conference anymore than you do. I was just choosing which out of those I'd like to see.
If it weren't a horror flick... I'd laugh. It's like we're sitting in a life raft out in the ocean and as some on the raft get the balls to swim to a nearby rescue craft... we mourn them leaving us... cuss them as we see them reach the boat... then we sit on the raft and take inventory... "hey, we have space for some other floaters". We get stoked about grabbing people out of the ocean wearing nothing but life preservers. They're happy. Of course they're happy... they're on a raft now. We've been on that raft for a decade... circling around and around in the ocean currents... going nowhere.
We give a speech to those on the raft and they nod and say, "we're with you Scott!". Then, in the middle of the night... two more read the "welcome sign" on the boat floating by... and they take the risk and swim to it. We take another inventory... pluck a couple more floaters... some smell funny... some look funny... they all talk funny... but we're happy to have them... the raft has 12 members again.
"Hey... there goes a cruise ship... The Enchanted SEC! ____, here comes their wake... hang on to something... it may hurt a little, but the benefit is that it will move us closer to land... now only 2000 miles away." Take another inventory. "Oh, and word to the rest of you life preserver wearing MFs... we're the Boise State of this here raft!" "BS! We're the Boise State of this here raft!" "Mais no... we da Boys State a dis raff, cher." "WTF did that guy say?" "An by da way... we got Hud an you canhavem!" "An da Masda Pla is on da way... an is gonna keck y'all in da azz!"
"Oh crap... did your admin throw the ole "we're working on a Master Plan" BS at you guys at UL?" "Wat you man BS?... is fer real cher!... you goat lover SOB you!" "Oh ok UL... " Splash! "Who was that?!" "Looks like we lost another one." Inventory time... "UL!?" "Mais, I'm still here... can a tell you a secret?... I'm scare of da water... y'all stay here wit me... k?"
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