There is plenty of parking on campus...always has been. It's called Cajun Field. The bus ride isn't bad but you know people want what they want and they want it now. That's where I came in. Parking Nazi deluxe. You learned to sterotype cars...Greeks, jacked up little dick trucks, jeeps, hoopties,
etc. Those are always the kind of people you find just oblivious to any sort of structure for what they can and can't do. And...Athletes. I towed Hollie Tankersly several times cause she refused to buy a sticker for her little black...Acrua I think it was. Just doing my job...though I want to think that all the rage and frustration I caused her made her hit more long balls.
Parking on campus is a free for all most of the time. These are college students, for the most part they are all somewhat intelligent. You have to outsmart them. Hell we busted a fake ID card ring when somebody had the bright idea of putting Stokes residents in the gated lot next to Madison Hall. They would Xerox the bar code and it would work, so they started selling the copied cards. So we went and staked out in our personal vehicles and waited for anyone to swipe in without a parking sticker. Let them park...walk away from their vehicle...and then call in their license plate to see if they were registered or not. If not registered...they got towed. We got called from one of the residents who sold their scanned card to someone who got towed. He was very angry that we were ruining his business opportunity and that we should be allowing this to continue because he played Football and Troy Wingerter said it was OK. I want to say it was Abdul Levier...or a Bustle running back that I cannot remember the name. Needless to say Wingerter was less than impressed at this and vowed to make him...and I quote..."run so hard he will be ____ting and puking at the same time." Just one of the fun stories of being a Parking Nazi and collecting a check while making everyone's life a living
Could you be any more of a nice guy?