James Willis ... UL Defensive Coordinator

[CajunZ1]

I think Willis is an Adidas fan

LOL

[moorecajun]

I was the 4th Magi that came to Bethlehem... never got credit for it... but yes... I am one of the wise men. The guy that brought the frankincense was the real "wise guy". That guy could tell a joke! The myrrh guy wasn't that bright at all and I never liked the way he looked at me (he road side saddle on his donkey... if that doesn't give you a clue).

I, on the other hand, was simply way ahead of my time. I brought with me a description of the world wide web (later coined "the internet") as my gift to the King (who, by the way, told me just the other day... He loves it). Anyhow... many thought I was written out of the New Testament due to having had on my thong. I actually always wear a robe, just like the other 3 did, when attending the births of kings.

In fact, the truth be told, the other 3 were nude under their robes (you spend time with guys crossing a desert and these things become self evident). That's actually where the trouble started. The guy with the gold is the one that kept me out of the Big Book. When I told him about my concept of the internet, he went behind my back and told the disciples that I was trying to start this trend of wearing fancy underwear, teaching women how to have orgasms, and using something I invented called "toilet paper" on route to Bethlehem. He also said that I fabricated this story about "the gift of the internet" to avoid bringing a "real gift" to the party. The disciples and I were pretty tight... but in the end... I was written out of the New Testament. "The Four Wise Men" were reduced to "The Three Wise Men". There was some gold that changed hands under the table on that deal. That is why I invented the saying, "He with the gold makes the rules". Yes, that started way back then.

Anyhow... the story gets a whole lot more complicated... but yes... I am one of the 4 Wise Men. I just didn't get any of the credit in the Big Book. The last laugh is on the other 3... all they are is figurines that flank goats in nativity scenes... they're played by the worst actors in church plays... and in my spare time... I'm the fluffer for the Victoria Secret model photo shoots. Bam... who's the wise man now?!

I can't help but wonder, after looking over this reading according to JiM ... is your biblical name Charmin?

[lxa656]

And commends him for it. Gotta love the -L...way to go.


http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports...-stay-at-ul-l/

[HoustonCajun]

And commends him for it. Gotta love the -L...way to go.


http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports...-stay-at-ul-l/

Great article. Too bad it uses UL-L and Louisiana-Lafayette in it. Oh yeah, I forgot, that's what we told them to use. Geez.

[Hudsheen#Fired]

Wow that's a great quote by james willis.

[Hammer58]

Great article. Too bad it uses UL-L and Louisiana-Lafayette in it. Oh yeah, I forgot, that's what we told them to use. Geez.

No thats for internal conference use only according to Karl. He even sent out a memo contridicting his previous "hyphen" memo wich contridicted the original "we're good with Louisiana and UL" memo. So there should be no confusion.

[cajunhawk]

They just like to poke fun...it's what people do when they can't handle someone's success...they find something and try to ____ you off with it. It will fade off into the horizon...just like ULALA and Lafayette Leopards jokes...and we will keep winning.

[NewsCopy]

Willis says he changed his mind after a night of soul-searching. He says he felt he owed the players more than just one season after they responded so well to the system they put in place that led to the team's 9-4 record and first Sun Belt Conference title since 2005.

The rest of the story.

[ULGrad@HOU]

I like the man more now, after seeing some of what he is made of. Sure, he has made mistakes in the past, we all have, but It seems there is more to him than just chasing the dollar. I hope this translates to an even better defense and inspires the players to a higher level in life and on the field.

[basinbear]

Alright, I'll fess up and tell the truth. Willis stayed because he and his wife are Charter Members of the Greater Metropolitan Gueydan Monthly Zydeco Dance Club and just couldn't cut that sacred cord. You also ought to see him play the washboard with rhythmic style, movement and grace!

Why did you let that secret out of the bag????

[NewsCopy]

UL's defensive guru Willis ready to take next step After one year as defensive coordinator of the Ragin' Cajuns, James Willis very nearly left to become a position coach – working with linebackers, the position he played during a seven-season NFL career ...

The rest of the story ...

[UL_BayouCajun]

UL's defensive guru Willis ready to take next step After one year as defensive coordinator of the Ragin' Cajuns, James Willis very nearly left to become a position coach – working with linebackers, the position he played during a seven-season NFL career ...

The rest of the story ...

Boom!!

It's going to be special