LA Tech president 'evaluating' to find 'accurate account of facts'

[NewsCopy]

RUSTON -- LA Tech president Dan Reneau issued his first statement regarding the Bulldogs' omission from a bowl game. Reneau's retirement from Louisiana Tech becomes official June 30.

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[The Source]

Let me break down this article.

1. Something happened in N. LA over the last few weeks since I was up that way that made N. LA a vibrant and wonderful place. Who knew??

2. Reneau is now some sort of detective, checking facts and getting to the bottom of I Bowlgate.

3. Apparently according to a S port news paper LA Polytechic is taking the "next step". I guess that is the step backwards???

The blame train rolls on.

[CajunProud]

Translation:

"I've already determined that I'm going to fire the AD for his handling of this situation, but I just need a pretext to do it."

[CharlieK]

Translation:

"I've already determined that I'm going to fire the AD for his handling of this situation, but I just need a pretext to do it."

Bingo


"everything the AD said better be 100% true, or that's his axx"

[CajunZ1]

Can't we just send him Gone Golfin's timeline he made the other day? It's all done!

[Just1More]

Can't we just send him Gone Golfin's timeline he made the other day? It's all done!

I think it was all caused by a spontaneous demonstration to a video trailer showing the Tech bulldog taking it from behind from a poodle wearing a rainbow scarf.

[CajunProud]

I think it was all caused by a spontaneous demonstration to a video trailer showing the Tech bulldog taking it from behind from a poodle wearing a rainbow scarf.

Very funny!

[moorecajun]

It also sounds eerily similar to a certain someone trying to explain the killing in Libya.

[Hammer58]

It also sounds eerily similar to a certain someone trying to explain the killing in Libya.

Now ths not true, he said it was a poodle on Sunday.

[Just1More]

Very funny!

Following an investigation of "Who was supposed to fill the dawg's bowl"... a french poodle, wearing a rainbow scarf, was caught on drone surveillance holding a groin fired rocket launcher. He is a member of Alpo-Qaeda. That was no spontaneous demonstration. He knew how to fire a rocket launcher and there is a lot of bulldog butt hurt going on.

[lxa656]

Can't we just send him Gone Golfin's timeline he made the other day? It's all done!

Where can i find this timeline?

[basinbear]

Following an investigation of "Who was supposed to fill the dawg's bowl"... a french poodle, wearing a rainbow scarf, was caught on drone surveillance holding a groin fired rocket launcher. He is a member of Alpo-Qaeda. That was no spontaneous demonstration. He knew how to fire a rocket launcher and there is a lot of bulldog butt hurt going on.

Alpo-Qaeda Gracie???