Baseballs best HECKLES

[scotto_25]

I love going to a good college baseball game and listening to that ol' drunk guy spitting out his best heckles to the opposing team..........what the heck, sometimes it's me.....

Well here's a list of a couple of my favorites that I like to use after a few cold pops are running through me at the Tigue.........You may use these if you want to brush up on your taunting skills.

1. You couldn't drive anyone home if you were in their driveway!
2. I've seen better "swings" in a park!
3. This guy hasn't drove anyone home since the junior prom
4. You could barely buy a cup of coffee with that batting average
5. (After a batter strikes out)..........."Can I help you?" someone says, "No thank you, just looking."
6. (If the ump is calling a bad game)......"Eat a salad! I bet if you had a biscuit the plate would be clean!"
7. I've seen better "picks" in an AFRO
8. Hey ump, I thought only horses slept standing up
9. I've seen better hit and runs in the Ghetto!
10. (Sung to the tune of Macho Man)..........Nacho, Nacho yo pitch.......you don't have to swing if it's not yo pitch!!


That's just a few of my favorites..............if you got any better, throw'em out there for your fellow fans to see!

The more we heckle the better we'll be................make it as hostile as possible go CAJUNS!

[rhineaux]

I love going to a good college baseball game and listening to that ol' drunk guy spitting out his best heckles to the opposing team..........what the heck, sometimes it's me.....

Well here's a list of a couple of my favorites that I like to use after a few cold pops are running through me at the Tigue.........You may use these if you want to brush up on your taunting skills.

1. You couldn't drive anyone home if you were in their driveway!
2. I've seen better "swings" in a park!
3. This guy hasn't drove anyone home since the junior prom
4. You could barely buy a cup of coffee with that batting average
5. (After a batter strikes out)..........."Can I help you?" someone says, "No thank you, just looking."
6. (If the ump is calling a bad game)......"Eat a salad! I bet if you had a biscuit the plate would be clean!"

That's just a few of my favorites..............if you got any better, throw'em out there for your fellow fans to see!

The more we heckle the better we'll be................make it as hostile as possible go CAJUNS!

I sit in the area behind the plate, and a few years ago, on a warm sunday afternoon, some guy, all beered up and dressed up in a suit like he had just done a deposition or something, started getting hostile. The ump that game sucked, and the whole grandstand was getting on him. This dude got up and was yelling at the ump, from the front row of the grandstand, right behind the rail. finally, i guess he had enough with the ump, because he stood up again, and started yelling, hey ump...you suck...how could you make that call...you are the worst...get some glasses..."REPENT THY SINS." I heard him say that and I lost it. He hadn't even digested his communion from church and he is already hammered and referencing scripture. Unbelievable. It was hilarious.

[old catcher]

I love going to a good college baseball game and listening to that ol' drunk guy spitting out his best heckles to the opposing team..........what the heck, sometimes it's me.....

Well here's a list of a couple of my favorites that I like to use after a few cold pops are running through me at the Tigue.........You may use these if you want to brush up on your taunting skills.

1. You couldn't drive anyone home if you were in their driveway!
2. I've seen better "swings" in a park!
3. This guy hasn't drove anyone home since the junior prom
4. You could barely buy a cup of coffee with that batting average
5. (After a batter strikes out)..........."Can I help you?" someone says, "No thank you, just looking."
6. (If the ump is calling a bad game)......"Eat a salad! I bet if you had a biscuit the plate would be clean!"
7. I've seen better "picks" in an AFRO
8. Hey ump, I thought only horses slept standing up
9. I've seen better hit and runs in the Ghetto!
10. (Sung to the tune of Macho Man)..........Nacho, Nacho yo pitch.......you don't have to swing if it's not yo pitch!!


That's just a few of my favorites..............if you got any better, throw'em out there for your fellow fans to see!

The more we heckle the better we'll be................make it as hostile as possible go CAJUNS!

one of my favorites "hey ump put your mask back on you`re scaring the women and chidren"

[Kal]

I'm not sure about the best heckles, but I do know the worst heckle ever uttered: "Batter, Batter, Batter, Batter, Batter...........SWING!!!" Man, I hate that chant.

[CajunAmos]

Man.......Spring and the sound of HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT ringing multiple times through the cool night air at the Teague.....

[cjr3888]

hey scotto, you hang out down there with faucheaux

[scotto_25]

hey scotto, you hang out down there with faucheaux

Yeah we are actually a couple of boxes down from them. We sit in the very last two boxes

[DaddyCajun]

Yeah we are actually a couple of boxes down from them. We sit in the very last two boxes

I am in box 10 on the 3rd base side, and we hear some good ones but I do not remember them all right now. I will post them this season as they come out.

Blue your killing me, Blue your killing me!
Blue not infront of the kids, please blue!
In the words of Fred Sanford blue, Ya BIG DUMMY!!!


I also like when the boot gets thrown out and then pulled in, just before the ump can catch hold of it!

DaddyCajun