2012: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the bowl game on Saturday

[cjbcajun]

Im in Aberdeen, Scotland for work...

[reddot]

"It's not my job to my butt in the seat!" said while chewing on a toothpick.

[Turbine]

I was following CajunNation's Epic Day of College Football program guide . . . and didn't see where the UL game started and missed the first half of the game.

2:30 (CBS)

#4 LSU at #10 Florida

C'mon. Admit it. We all see it coming. And, while getting pleasure from another's demise is wrong, it sure is pleasurable.





OK, you've tailgated like a mother, and the Cajuns took care of business. When you get home, the fun has just started.



6:00 (ESPN)

#5 Georgia at #6 South Carolina

2 severely overrated SEC blowhards battle to the death to see who takes the temporary title of first in line to be sacrificed on the Altar of Saban. Added bonus of possibilty of Spurrier meltdown. Always good television.

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[BabbForHeisman]

I keeled over after running the Ragin' Road Race 5K in the morning.

[RCAJUN90]

I'm going to the Breaux Bridge garage sale to buy something nice for my wife.

[CharlieK]

My truck hit a cow on the way

[billbeck451]

Im running with the bulls rollergirls always wanted women woth bats to hurt me so good

[Duggie35]

I can't afford to join the RCAF this year so I don't want to park and walk all the way from the Cajun Dome to Cajun Field.

[Bandwagon King]

Had to go see my first cousin & ex brother-in-law perform in the calf roping competition at the Angola State Prison rodeo.

[Hammer58]

I died and they buried me on Friday instead of Monday as my will requested.

[cajunhawk]

Jury...duty.

[Hudsheen#Fired]

Rob Perillo predicted perfect weather
so i figured it was going to rain

[BananaHammock]

Our chances at an undefeated season and BCS Championship are over.

[BananaHammock]

The ceiling tiles in my living room need to be recounted. Susan and I were having a debate on the count last night, and I must prove to her that I am right.

[MelRock]

I was watching Cajunhawk and Bandwagon King in a cage match at the Cajundome while Just1More was refereeing in a white thong.