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Thread: 2012: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the bowl game on Saturday

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    Coach Hud said don't let go of the rope. So for the 5th week in a row I'm stuck in my backyard holding onto this big piece of rope. I'm out of vacation time so I hope he says put it down by Monday so I can keep my job.

    Last edited by BananaHammock; October 5th, 2012 at 11:27 am. Reason: spelling

  2. #62

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    Quote Originally Posted by MelRock View Post
    I was watching Cajunhawk and Bandwagon King in a cage match at the Cajundome while Just1More was refereeing in a white thong.
    Winner, winner...chicken dinner.

  3. #63

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    What are you talking about??? I was there! We whiped Princeton's asses! GEAUX LEOPARDS!


    (In case you don't get it. http://www.goleopards.com/sports/m-f...tbl-sched.html )


  4. #64

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    Because Mark Hudspeth turned down the head coaching job at Tulane (from Tulane fan).


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    Just1More's Avatar Just1More is offline Ragin Cajuns of Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns Greatest Fan Ever

    Default Re: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the game on Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by MelRock View Post
    I was watching Cajunhawk and Bandwagon King in a cage match at the Cajundome while Just1More was refereeing in a white thong.
    Don't lie now. You couldn't take your eyes off the thong. Fear the white thong!

  6. #66

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just1More View Post
    Don't lie now. You couldn't take your eyes off the thong. Fear the white thong!
    It's like a gruesome car wreck...can't help but slow down and take it all in...(shudders).

  7. #67

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    Hawk, here's some excuses for you.

    I was driving on Camellia Blvd and I couldn't figure out how to turn onto Johnston.

    I was driving on Ridge Rd. when I went into a roundabout and couldn't figure out how to get out of it.

    I was on E. Bayou Parkway looking for the bridge to cross over onto W. Bayou Parkway and couldn't find it. I mean, common sense says there should be a bridge there.


  8. #68

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    Quote Originally Posted by CajunRebel View Post
    Hawk, here's some excuses for you.

    I was driving on Camellia Blvd and I couldn't figure out how to turn onto Johnston.

    I was driving on Ridge Rd. when I went into a roundabout and couldn't figure out how to get out of it.

    I was on E. Bayou Parkway looking for the bridge to cross over onto W. Bayou Parkway and couldn't find it. I mean, common sense says there should be a bridge there.
    Uh oh somebody ____ed off a Durel fan...

  9. Default Re: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the game on Saturday

    bump


  10. #70

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeebart21 View Post
    It had been 48 hours since I took the Viagra, still couldnt get my pants on...I had to go see my Doc...
    Dude, that’s not funny. My brother had a student that took multiple Viagra (why would a teenage boy need that?) and the kid needed to go to the hospital to fix the problem. Don’t ask if you don’t know.

  11. #71

    Default Re: 2011: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the bowl game on Saturday

    I can’t go because I get too nervous at the one lane ramp on I-10. I get the vapors and pass out.

    Or…

    My ‘roid ointment isn’t working and I can’t sit that long. Beside we don’t have leather seats.

    Or…

    We’ll never make it, my wife never passes up an outlet mall.

    Or…

    The NTSB won’t have this cleaned up by the weekend. Traffic will be backed up.

    https://www.katc.com/news/covering-l...pillway-bridge


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