2012: Best (or worst) excuses for missing the bowl game on Saturday

[CharlieK]

I heard no one goes to Tulane games.

[Turbine]

"I gotta work"

[Zeebart21]

I couldnt find my crotchless boxer briefs.

Z

[cajunhawk]

"I gotta work"

That's not an excuse.it's a punishment.

[CajunRebel]

I have AT&T and I can't check Facebook at Cajun Field.

[Sir Cajun]

I live 10 hrs away and am getting married the next day.

[NOCajun]

The game's on Cox Channel 4.

[Policarp]

My favorite yogi saying. Nobody goes theirit's too crowded

[KajunKrazy]

I missed the bus at SLCC or

Waited on Johnson St. for coach Hud to call time out and come get me but he never showed up.

[cajuns67]

I used my Obamaphone for everything but emergencies and I ran out of minutes. So, I couldn't call my probation officer for a ride.

Hahaha that good right there

[Zeebart21]

I used my Obamaphone for everything but emergencies and I ran out of minutes. So, I couldn't call my probation officer for a ride.

That is hilarious!!

Z

[Zeebart21]

i ran out of Nair and I had too many hairy body parts to be seen in public.

[Zeebart21]

It had been 48 hours since I took the Viagra, still couldnt get my pants on.I had to go see my Doc.

[Zeebart21]

I lost the arm rests to my hoveround. Didnt feel safe negotiating Bertrand traffic. Fortunately I found them 4 hours later. stuck in my fat rolls

[BrandonMVerret]

Waited on Johnson St. for coach Hud to call time out and come get me but he never showed up.

WINNER