Good article...when will we learn?

[cajunhawk]

There was actually much more said to the Iranian guy. Nothing too bad, because the UP is usually angry, but more creative than your bomb jokes. Guess you'll have to just sit with us to get the full experience.

We did have one guy speak Arabic to the Egyptian. We learned it from the back of our muscle milk jugs.

Yep...and they were so awesome they made the article...USA...USA. What's the matter? You are apparently cool with making suggestive rape jokes, what's so wrong with terrorist jokes? So the beards aren't fake...you get that look from black market Arabic Muscle Milk...I wish I could be as cool as you guys. But...alas...my college days are far behind me. Plus I'm not up on my DPT vaccine so sitting with you guys is a bit risky. Gonna have to pass. Thanks for the invite.

Hey ynkfan want in on the Fantasy Baseball League?

[Turbine]

Who was it that won the dance off?

[cajunhawk]

Right because if we started yelling IED that would go over so much better and what is your deal with muscle milk? Are you insinuating that we workout?

It hasn't been that long since the "New ____ing Hair Cut" video came out...I assume this is what you guys are like. I stereotype...and I'm not ashamed to say it.

[Turbine]

I stereotype...and I'm not ashamed to say it.

So you type with both hands?

[ynkfan42]

Who was it that won the dance off?

It wasnt me. I'll let him tell you if he wants

[ynkfan42]

It hasn't been that long since the "New ____ing Hair Cut" video came out...I assume this is what you guys are like. I stereotype...and I'm not ashamed to say it.

Uh huh ok. And no I don't want in

[cajunhawk]

So you type with both hands?

Until I learn to type with all appendages...stereo is the best we can get.

[cajunhawk]

Uh huh ok. And no I don't want in

Free Muscle Milk to the winner...you know you want it...

[anhil8tor]

I hear the iron sheik is review old matches to try and bring a lawsuit forward....

[raginsaints]

Yep...and they were so awesome they made the article...USA...USA. What's the matter? You are apparently cool with making suggestive rape jokes, what's so wrong with terrorist jokes? So the beards aren't fake...you get that look from black market Arabic Muscle Milk...I wish I could be as cool as you guys. But...alas...my college days are far behind me. Plus I'm not up on my DPT vaccine so sitting with you guys is a bit risky. Gonna have to pass. Thanks for the invite.

Hey ynkfan want in on the Fantasy Baseball League?

So what I'm gathering here is that growing up you were a little husky. Mommy told you that you were special though, "those in shape boys aren't as clever as you honey!"

Things got worse for you though, didn't they? High school came around, turns out you weren't big boned; you were fat.
"Yeah...but I bet they don't have half the Jedi action figures that I have!" you said to yourself every day.

"I'll show them all, when I get to college, I'm going to be a meter maid." pulls out lock of popular girl's hair from booksack, punches clown

Turns out the satisfaction you got from writing tickets wasn't enough to fill the void in your shallow existence, so here you are: an overweight cuckold getting back at every guy who looks like they have a gym membership. "I read Animal Farm once, I'm practically George Orwell incarnate; my intellectualism is infinite! no one will stop me!"

But all you've parlayed that ambition into is a trolling persona on a messageboard. Sometimes we shoot for the stars and only hit a tree.